I don't know how to form paragraphs and I'm comma-happy (I'm also parenthesis-happy) and I use too many clichés and ugly flowery language and I like run-on sentences. I'd really like for this "India" blog to be astute and well-written and professional though. So, if you guys would like my silly anecdotes of sexy times, embarrassing times, and drunk times then this is not the place for you. Instead you should read my other blog.
Although I do hope my experience in India will be filled with sexy, embarrassing, and drunk times.
Maybe I'll just spend a bit more time on the punctuation and spelling on this one blog. And I'll watch my language a bit so I don't fluster my mother.
SO.
I'm going to India in a month or so. Or at least I hope. I still have to fill out these papers and do an online course thing in order to go. But I imagine I'll get that done eventually.
I don't know if I want to go or not. See, I really like summers at home. I like crashing wedding dances of people I hardly know. I like singing to Taylor Swift in Lynn's car. I like getting burnt on the beach. I like making tips. I like ice cream at Gillis'. I like making out in the backseat at the drive-in. I heard a while back that they don't eat beef in India. Well I'll be damned. How can you go a summer without a barbecued steak?
I've experienced all that before though. And crying because of your permanent singleness in a bathroom stall at a random wedding dance isn't as fun as I used to think. And I mean, I'M GOING TO INDIA. I don't know about you but I've never been. I am happy that I'm going with an organized group rather than just backpacking it. It seems like going with the university will give me a better understanding of everything than what a Frommer's Travel Guide can give me. The class credits are great too. It's going to allow me to do my sociology honours and my psychology major in four years. Suh-weet! I'm going to make new friends (I hope...), and I'm going to learn so much and be more culturally aware and I'M GOING TO FRIKKIN' INDIA.
Get 'er in ta ya
